And so I take these online quizzes all the time
I’m every awesome everyone except
when inexplicably I’m Reagan or a ham
cured by local artisans. These I accept:
I’m Sherlock and Muttley and living in Paris.
So long as I’m not me, not being where here is.
And now I see I’ve failed to impress
you in your social media seriousness
“be authentic” is your web address.
They are made of pathos, these straws I’m grabbing for.
I’m plunging down and down in shallow water
with you with me, ending up we don’t know where.
A good friend complained on the Book of Face yesterday that he was tired of seeing everyone’s Buzzfeed quiz results.
I sympathize totally in one way–as these things go on social media, I participated early on, got tired of it, went back when it caught my eye again, got tired of it again…. And it is interesting to me, and curious, how eager we all are to answer questions about ourselves online and see what a random quiz tells us about what character or place or random object is a good match.
But I can’t frown too hard in the direction of people who are still quizzing themselves relentlessly because they may well be tired of how often they’re notified that I’m playing Candy Crush (though I will say I try very, very hard not to inadvertently click on “invite your friends to play Candy Crush,” but the game sneaks that into its long list of “click to send this person extra moves,” which I’m happy to do if I know that person is actually playing Candy Crush. Unless they emerged from Level 181 sooner than I did in which case why do they need extra moves? Harrumph.)
Another friend said last week she wanted to see more of our own pictures, not silly pictures we were sharing that someone we didn’t even know had posted.
And yes, let’s do that–let’s share some more of our authentic selves with each other.
And yet, is there a spot on our social media that could be an authentic medium for authenticity?
These are lines I cut from the sonnet:
You could eat a salad at McDonald’s, true,
but once you’re there, honestly, why would you?