I work 50-60 hours a week.
No–wait. Sorry. I don’t. Next question.
I think everyone should work as hard as I
Oh, 40-45. On average. Whatever.
Work. We have to pull together like a family
Have I ever told you about my father’s father?
Where everyone pulls their share. It’s only right.
He sold family land and drank the profits down.
The world is such a mess. So much to do.
Compared to that, I’m like the Queen of All
Community doesn’t just happen out of the blue.
That’s right and good. I believe in good enough.
You have to make it, have to have been the one
Yea, verily, I sure do reap all kinds of stuff
To have built it before you can say you’re living in
Wherein I did not sow. I’m really horrible,
Community. I mean at home, at work,
I know. I’m doing the best I can. Or–no–
And locally. Where you shop and what
It’s like my Dad says, “I do good work when I do it.”
You eat and whether you go door to door
I’d almost always rather just stay at home.
For the community-based candidate
But there are some groups and people I support.
Of your choice. Oh sure, I have a lot of fun.
When I can get up off my fat white ass
I just joined a handbell choir, for one.
It’s like a Christmas miracle has come to pass.